Episode 103 - The Adventures of Hurley and Frogurt
Frogurt: Hello Hurley.
Frogurt: It's Neil.
Frogurt: What are you doing in Rose and Bernard's tent, Hurley?
Frogurt: Nothing, huh? Looks to me like you snagged some DHARMA cabernet.
Hurley: Bernard said I could borrow it.
Frogurt: No worries, bro. I'm not here to get up in your scene. If you wanna steal from Bernie, steal from Bernie. I just have a question for you. What's going on with you and Libby?
Hurley: What do you mean?
Forgurt: I mean are you going to make a move or not?
Hurley: None of your business, dude.
Frogurt: Look tubby, you're holding up the line. You and I both know you're not going to get past doing laundry with her, so how about you back off, and let a real man show her what's what.
Hurley: Well it just so happens I'm way past laundry. Yeah that's right. In fact, I've got a date with Libby right now. We're going on a picnic.
Frogurt: You got a date with her?
Hurley: Yeah. I'm bringing the wine, she's bringing the blankets.
Frogurt: Well played, Hurley. Well played. But this isn't over. If you can't close with sweet Libby, it's Neil time - now and forever.